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Hi my name is Mally~
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bewbies:

No likes!

Must be following: bewbies

Will promote everyone through out the day to help you reach your goal! :)

I will also follow blogs back. You will gain 15+

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sassygayzin:

pushbuttonkitty:

lokissaurusrex:

NUMBER 1 AND 4 THOUGH.

number all of them

ALL OF THIS. 

honeyyoushouldseemeina-mankini:

*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING

egberts:

wordsmythologic:

egberts:

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

  • desserts & stressed
  • drawer & reward
  • gateman & nametag
  • time & emit
  • laced & decal
  • regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

dude

rivailleackerman:

Celebrating Earth Day with Levi and his big-ass trees.

New favourite joke:

2dizzi:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

These are fucking great

bemusedlybespectacled:

THE SHIP YOU SHIPPED BEFORE YOU KNEW WHAT SHIPPING WAS

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

lajeune-surlefeu:

qolx:

omfg her face

Haha

unshaped:

"i hope you step on 7 legos" and my all time favorite "I’m used to it"

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via xstayfocused) ←

politicallyimbalancedbullshit:

dumblr-feminist:

johnessex:

poppypicklesticks:

logicsomething:

yes, why don’t we just romanticise self-harm and suicide then tag it with several mental health problems so people who are already in a bad place mentally and are just looking for support can instead find a big pile of triggering garbage!

as someone who has attempted suicide several times in the past and has had suicidal thoughts be constant background noise, has had several friends and loved ones struggle with suicidal and self harm issues (such as having an ex swallow a mouthful of pills but assure me on the phone he was absolutely fine and I could go to sleep or have a best friend jump into the Thames) and has lost friends and family members to suicide, this shit pisses me the fuck off.

No suicide is not Ophelia floating in a sunny brook with flowers clutched in her lifeless fingers with her lips parted open in a sigh.   It’s a horrible thing that tears apart lives, not just of the dead, but those left behind.  Shut.  The. Fuck.  Up. 

People need to cut this shit out.  Suicide isn’t this pretty romantic tragic thing that deep sensitive souls do: it isn’t this clean tidy thing that you see in the movies.  Suicide is me passing out in my own vomit after swallowing a fistful of sleeping pills.  Its nasty and disgusting and vile.

I’m not suicidal but I have attempted suicide in the past. I have had friends and relatives kill themselves. This is not okay to do. People who are of this mind frame don’t need to hear this. Anyone glorifying this shit I can’t imagine is actually suicidal and if you are suicidal and you are posting this shit you need to get the fuck off of tumblr and seek help. Things like this piss me off and are not okay to post!

This is sweet and heartbreaking, but it’s also fucking stupid.